Twice upon a time (because once is never enough) there lived eight dwarves in a house share located in a leafy suburb with convenient transportation links to the kingdom. The problem is that despite the description of ‘ample space’ there were only enough spaces for seven beds (for some reason the fact there was only one bathroom was never a problem!)
This lead to much consternation within the commune. Each put forward their case for why they should have a bed and not have to sleep on the ‘mucky couch’ as it was now known after a night that started out with tequila and ended with two dragons, one chalice, an experience that was never spoken of again!
As tensions raised and the group became more and more agitated, one dwarf stood up and spoke aloud:
‘My brothers, I think it is best if I go. It will be better for all of us…’
And with that, and after much hugging and goodbyes, the seven dwarves got on with their unpacking whilst the solitary dwarf, Introverted, went to find his own little apartment. And they all lived happily ever after.